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The CrabFeast 312: Alex Hooper

People think high school drop outs won’t amount to anything…well Alex Hooper sure showed them. All he did was go on to graduate by taking his remaining classes over the phone, got charged by a rogue zebra at the DC Zoo, got lost down a dark tunnel at a sex club in Buenos Aires and if that weren’t enough he got his ass on Ellen! Yes Ellen! This is a super fun ep, tune on in, enjoy and share with friends! #FTCF

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